me: *sees text post*
me: why didn't i think of that
 213551
24 May 13 at 4 pm

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How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

fuckinheroine:

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

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dampsandwich:

kiss me and then kill me right after so i dont get attached

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23 May 13 at 4 pm

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person: i like you
me: why